let's shop for a husband!

one night i had a dream.

husband mart, a store that sells husbands, has just opened near my apartment. it is where a girl may go to choose a husband from among many men. the store is comprised of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. there is, however, a catch. as you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. so a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.

excited as i was, i couldn't wait to check it out. i wore my cutest pink outfit and off i went.

on the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: floor 1 - these men have jobs. i read the sign and say to myself, "well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but i wonder what's further up?" so up i go.

the 2nd floor sign reads: floor 2 - these men have jobs and love, kids. i say to myself, "that's great, but i wonder what's further up?" and up i go again.

the 3rd floor sign reads: floor 3 - these men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "hmmm, better" i say. "but i wonder what's upstairs?"

the 4th floor sign reads: floor 4 - these men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. "wow! very tempting! BUT, there must be more further up!" and again i head up another flight.

the 5th floor sign reads: floor 5 - these men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "oh, mercy me! but just think. what must be awaiting me further on?" so up to the sixth floor i go.

the 6th floor sign reads: floor 6 - you are visitor 3,456,789,015 to this floor. there are no men on this floor. this floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. thank you for shopping husband mart and have a nice day!

i was so upset that it woke me up! and then i realized it was only a dream. whew!

good thing i stopped at the 5th floor! :)

(this joke was taken off the internet and revised by me. to the author - you have a wicked sense of humor!)